> #BadNapLocations (these are not good advice at all)
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) July 10, 2018
>This Week in Love #TWIL… marriage is a big commitment… Imagine you are posing for wedding photos in the park and a tree comes crashing down between you and your true love… would you:
A) call it quits immediately
B) point to person running away and say “Charlene? Is that You? What are you doing with that saw??”
C) continue with marriage
#UnThankYouCards are a concept where, instead of saying thank you to someone for something good, you take back a thank you for something bad.
So far, Scotty has been underwhelmed with Tony’s Unthankyou Cards… mosquitos Tony? Really? We’re never gonna sell the concept to Hallmark with stuff like this…
>Vacation with no WiFi? But what if a bear attacks… how will you look up what to do??
>Today is Shark Awareness Day
This lady went swimming with a bunch of sharks to get a good photo for her Instagram… not like in a shark cage, she is just wearing a bikini and is floating around with the sharks… the photos are spectacular… then one of the sharks bit her and she stopped enjoying herself… HERE’s the whole story. BTW, don’t worry, she’s gonna be OK… the shark we mean. The Instagram model is gonna be OK too.
>This Week In Bacon #TWIB…
I had high hopes for this microwaveable #bacon from #Britain but after seeing the pictures I’m out. >Tonyhttps://t.co/V4XWoB4SOo
— scottyandtony (@scottyandtony) July 11, 2018
>This Week in Gators #TWIG… a dad and son were doing a zipline at Gatorland in Florida and they got stuck hanging over the alligators… I can’t believe they have a zipline that goes over the Gator Swamp and people pay money to do it… these people had to be rescued… a couple quotes from the article that got trending this week:
“The zipline manager said they were never in any danger because guides are fully trained for the situation… the zipline gets stuck fairly often…”
Look at that video… maybe they weren’t in danger because they were 40 feet over the gators, but if they fell… pretty dangerous situation… or if the gators had access to a ladder… also dangerous…
>Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Ellen…
#NewCountryHeroes… we salute good people doing good things. Got someone in mind? Get in touch with us HERE.
>This Week in Selfies #TWIS… This fella was going to propose to his girlfriend and was hoping to get a video of it… he handed off his phone and the person who ended up with the phone was a very nice Grandpa who ended up recording the whole thing in selfie mode. The video got trending because Grandpa is awesome…